Someone asked me if I worry about being sued for my comments on Donald J. Trump, the President of the United States of America, to whom I insultingly refer to as Small Hand Donald or Doll Hand Donald. For my part, I would say in encouragement to go for it. Where do I begin? If sued, I would ask for help, a free lawyer. I expect I would have hundreds of people offering free legal services. As part of my discovery, I would be asking for many things that he would not want to share but would have to like his tax returns. If I say he is a Russian Money Launder and the evidence is in his tax returns, he would be ordered to hand over all of them and thus they would be in the public eye. Just like Taylor Swift, I would counter sue for moral damages. Just to keep the suit going. She only sued for 10$ and refused to settle. She also won. Keep that in mind Doll Hands. Next, the amount of publicity that would bring would be overwhelming. Everyone would flock to this blog to see what I was saying about him that had his so upset. I would be getting interviews on CNN and MSNBC all the day long. People would send money, buy my books, and generally encourage my writings. Even if it was just to get under old Doll Hands tiny finger nails. Let’s just say he would win, he won’t but if he did, he would win nothing for I am a poor writer with no money. He could share my bag of Cheeto’s only half eaten. But in the end, he would not win on two counts. First, what I am saying is true and you cannot be held libel for the truth, it does set you free. Lastly, as a public figure, Small Hands, is nigh impossible to slander or defame because of the very spotlight he is under for being President. Am I insulting him or am I redressing Grievances to the government. The courts say the latter. So I am suit proof. Bring on the lawyers Doll Hand. I am ready and waiting for you!