News reports,

Cricket Canada has been suspended!

SUSPENDED for serious breaches of obligations.

OMG

First  of all, what is cricket? Is that the small guy in the movie next to the puppet?

Green with an umbrella?

Second of all.

We have a Cricket Canada?

Third of all. Serious ethical breeches?

Canada?

Is the President a good Friend of Donal Trump by chance?

Just when you thought you could get no more jaded. It happens. Cricket Canada suspended.

Next up Crochet Canada will be suspended fir steroid use?